Snivel War: Raiklin's Short List
He's an angry elf ...
Ivan Raiklin, an angry elf if ever there was one, has been publicly pitching himself as Trumpβs Secretary of Retribution. H/T to Igor Sushko for coming up with Raiklinβs short list of people to kill in Trumpβs second term.
We have two tasks ahead of us, the first being understanding precisely who this demented dwarf thinks heβs going to be pursuing in 2025, and the second β¦ well β¦ you guys know Iβm the sort of person who β¦ has things β¦ and can occasionally get more things.
I have A THING here that belonged to Ivan. Iβve had it for years, during which time Iβve repeatedly shown it to reporters. Now finally the causes and conditions are such that thereβs a Signal chat room with some journalists in it, and I think a series of articles are imminent.
So first things first, weβll look at his enemies list, and Iβll get a detailed article ready for after the reporters get their licks in. And as usual with such things, the FBI will receive a nice neat package, just in case theyβre curious about this tiny counter intel problem.
Attention Conservation Notice:
Ivan Raiklin is typical of the small men that swarm around Trump, eager to turn their own grievances into slaughter. That isnβt a comment on his physical stature, itβs an indictment of his character. When I punch, I punch UP. I have no respect for guys like Raiklin, so when they wander into my area of operation, I enjoy schooling them. As I hinted, this is going to have Russians in it sooner or later β¦
Coming Up Short:
While Raiklin broadcasts about having 350 targets marked for retribution, I de-duplicated the list and only found 347. That means he has room to add both me and Fluff Warrior to his little list, too.
And even better β¦ this is an ask to Elon Musk for DMs from the Twitter accounts used to facilitate the cOnSpIrAcIeZ β¦ could this guy BE a bigger clown? I almost want to publicly gnaw on him with my fella just to be sure he adds me.
Raiklinβs nine imagined crimes are:
Flynn Unmasking
Biden Laptop
2020 election
2016 election
Crossfire Hurricane
Ukraine Whistleblower
Impeachment Managers #1
Impeachment Managers #2
January 6th Police
January 6th Muddle - does he think they created it?
January 6th Select Committee
January 6th Military
January 6th doesnβt have a lot of names, but clearly heβs got a conspiracy theorist interpretation of events.
Here are the list of 332 people in Alphabetical order:
Aaron Hiller
Adam Kingziner
Adam Schiff
Adam Szubin
Aditi Sangal
Admiral Christopher Grady
Admiral Linda L. Fagan
Admiral Michael Gilday
Admiral William Lescher
Adrian Fontes
Adrienne Elrod
Adrienne Vogt
Alan Feuer
Albert Bourla
Alexander Vindman
Alexandra Pelosi
Alex Azar
Alie Swenson
Ali Velshi
Ally Watkins
Andrea Mitchell
Andrew Bakaj
Andrew McCabe
Andrew Weissman
Andy Liepman
Anthony Fauci
Aquilino Gonell
Aram Roston
Arthur "Danny" McGlynn
Austin R. Evers
Barack Obama
Barbara Cegavske
Barry Berke
Benny Thompson
Ben Toma
Bill Clinton
Bill Jordan
Bill Priestap
Brad Heath
Brad Raffensperger
Brett Blanton
Brett Davis
Brian Auten
Brian Kemp
Bruce Ohr
Cassidy Hutchinson
Catherine Seaman
Chad Felix Greene
Charles Dolan
Cher Rexroat
Chris Savos
Chris Sununu
Christine Pelosi
Christopher Steele
Chuck Schumer
Clare Foran
Col Robert Cohen
Cynthia Strand
Damien Paletta
Dana Boente
Dan Coates
Daniel Hodges
Daniel S. Goldman
David A. Vanell
David B. Buckley
David Cariens
David Cicilline
David Lazarus
David Priess
David Terry
Daysha Young
Debra Birx
Del Harvey
Denis McDonough
Denver Riggleman
Dexter Bond
Diana DeGette
Diana Pilipenko
Don Hepburn
Doug Ducey
Douglas Lute
Doug Wise
Dr. Fiona Hill
Edward William Priestap
Elaine Luria
Elise Hammond
Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall
Elvis Chan
Emile Nakhleh
Eric Ciaramella
Eric Fiegel
Eric Herschmann
Eric Swalwell
Eugene Vindman
Fani Willis
Francis Collins
Gabriel Sterling
General Charles Q. Brown
General Darryl A. Williams
General David H. Berger
General Eric M. Smith
General James A. McConville
General Mark Milley
George Jenkins
Gerald A. O'Shea
Glenn Gerstell
Glenn Kessler
Glenn Simpson
Gordon Sonland
Greg Jacob
Greg Murphy
Greg Tarbell
Greg Treverton
Gretchen Whitmer
Hakeem Jeffries
Harry Dunn
Hilary Clinton
Huma Abedin
Ina Fried
Jack Donohue
Jacob Lew
Jacob Wilson
Jade Sacker
James A Wolfe
James Baker
James B. Bruce
James Charles McConville
James Clapper
James Comey
James Hursh
Jamie Raskin
Janice Cariens
Jared Kushner
Jason Crow
Jason Morris
Jeff Disantis
Jeffrey Rosen
Jena Griswold
Jennifer Hansler
Jennifer Hemingway
Jeremy Bash
Jerry Nadler
Jill Biden
Jim Baker
Jim Clapper
Joaquin Castro
Jocelyn Benson
Jody Hunt
Joe Neguse
Joe Scarborough
John Bass
John Boehner
John Bolton
John Brennan
John McLaughlin
John Moseman
John Nichols
John Podesta
John R. Phillips
John Santucci
John Shiffman
John Sipher
John Sullivan
John Tefft
John Tullius
Jonathan Swanson
Jonathan Winer
Jonna Hiestand Mendez
Jordan Fuchs
Joseph Biden
Joseph Maguire
Joseph Pientka
Joshua Matts
Joshua Pitcock
Josie Clark Steinmetz
J. Thomas Manger
Julie Farnam
Kamala Harris
Karen Gibson
Kathrine Faulders
Kathy Boockvar
Katie Hobbs
Kelly Degnan
Kenneth Hutcherson
Kent Harrington
Kevin Armstrong
Kevin McCarthy
Kristin Wood
Kurt Volker
Larry Pfeiffer
Lee Litzenberger
Leesa Klepper
Leon Panetta
Lila Morris
Lindsey Graham
Lisa Page
Liz Cheney
Lloyd Austin
Loretta Lynch
Lt. Col Paul Geehreng
Lt. General Donna Martin
Lt. General Raymond Scott Dingle
Lt. General Tom D. Miller
Lt. General Richard M. Clark
Lt. General Stephen L. Davis
Madeleine Dean
Maggie Toulouse Oliver
Major General David Francis
Major General Robert L. Edmonson
Marc Polymeropoulos
Marc Short
Marie Yavanovich
Mark A. Milley
Mark Zaid
Mary McCord
Maureen Chowdhury
Meagan Wolfe
Melissa Macaya
Michael Atkinson
Michael Bloomberg
Michael Byrd
Michael Dempsey
Michael Fanone
Michael Luttig
Michael Morell
Michael Schmidt
Michael Stenger
Michael Sussman
Michelle Obama
Michiel Vos
Mike Hayden
Mike Neufeld
Mike Pence
Mike Vickers
Miles Taylor
Mitch McConnell
Mitt Romney
Monica Bertagnolli
Muriel Bowser
Nada Bakos
Nancy Pelosi
Nathan Sheets
Nellie Ohr
Nelly Ohr
Nick Ayers
Nick Rasmussen
Nick Shapiro
Nina Jankowicz
Norman Eisen
Olivia Troye
Pam Purcilly
Pat Cipollone
Pat Philbin
Patrick Conlon
Patty Brandmaier
Paul Irving
Paul Kolbe
Paul Pelosi Jr.
Paul Ryan
Pete Aguilar
Peter Corsell
Peter Eisler
Ray Epps
Rear Admiral Bruce Gillingham
Reince Priebus
Richard Burr
Richard Donoghue
Rick Ledgett
Robert Bell
Robert Blair
Robin Vos
Rochelle Walensky
Rodney Snyder
Rod Rosenstein
Roger Zane George
Ronald Klain
Ron Marks
Ronna McDaniel
Russ Travers
Ryan J Reilly
Sally Yates
Samantha Power
Sarah Raskin
Scott Parrish
Sean Gallagher
Sean Misko
Sean Patrick Maloney
Sean P. Gallagher
Sofia Boza-Holman
Soo Rin Kim
Stacey Plaskett
Stacy Abrams
Stephane Bancel
Stephanie O'Sullivan
Stephen Slick
Steven Engel
Steven L. Hall
Steven Ricchetti
Susan Rice
Sylvia Garcia
Tamir Waser
Ted Lieu
Terri McCullough
Terry Adirim
Thomas Finger
Thomas "Tad" DiBiase
Timothy D. Kilbourn
Tony Podesta
Travis Gettys
Val Demings
Valerie Jarrett
Vejaya Gadde
Vice Admiral Buck
Vice Admiral Christenson
Vice Admiral James Kilby
Vice Admiral Jerome Adams
Vice Admiral John Nowell
Vice Admiral John V. Fuller
Walter E. Piatt
Wanda Jaffe
William Evanina
William Taylor
William J. Walker
William McCombs
William McFarland
Winston Wiley
Yasmeen Yabutaleb
Yoel Roth
Yogananda D. Pittman
Yogananda Pittman
Zachary Cohen
Zoe Lofgren
And finally the list of fifteen organizations:
ABC
AMERICAN OVERSIGHT
AXIOS
BUZZ FEED
CBS News
MSNBC
NBC
NEW YORK TIMES
POLITICO
RAW STORY
REUTERS
THE ATLANTIC
THE FEDERALIST
THE OBAMA FOUNDATION
WASHINGTON POST
Analysis:
So basically this is a whoβs who of people who 1) are ground in reality and 2) who donβt think Trump ushering in some shitty little theocracy is a good idea. The tie that binds is Trump accountability - investigations and impeachments.
Normally when I get a threat monitoring case, which is what this is, Iβd do many of the things I described in Situational Awareness ten months ago. But as this is absolutely a national security problem that the FBI is already tracking, itβs a huge set of names, and nobody is paying me (yet) to watch over them, weβre only gonna go just so deep on this.
Digging into this would be a good exercise for a citizenβs group, itβs a nice chance to practice overwatch. If you can round up half a dozen associates who are curious, standing watch in this area, simply pointing out the provocations as they happen, would be an excellent use of time. Iβd get on a fail closed VPN, create a Substack, and just go at it. Oh, and if you do find anything unique, a report to the FBIβs IC3 website will get it routed to the correct agents immediately.
Conclusion:
There are two ways to react to being on a list like this. You can put your tail between your legs and slink away. Discretion often IS the better part of valor, and some of these people have minor children, elderly parents, or are otherwise leading a life where there would be a lot of collateral damage to those around them. But for the ones who are not constrained in that fashion, this is the PERFECT time to rise up and and smash that little shit before anyone else thinks bothering people on Raiklinβs short list is a good idea.
Raiklinβs behavior here is likely criminal. I think the relevant federal statute is likely Title 18 Β§ 2261A Stalking:
Whoeverβ
(1)travels in interstate or foreign commerce or is present within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, or enters or leaves Indian country, with the intent to kill, injure, harass, intimidate, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate another person, and in the course of, or as a result of, such travel or presence engages in conduct thatβ
(A)places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury toβ
(i) that person;
(ii) an immediate family member (as defined in section 115) of that person;
(iii) a spouse or intimate partner of that person; or
(iv) the pet, service animal, emotional support animal, or horse of that person; or
(B) causes, attempts to cause, or would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress to a person described in clause (i), (ii), or (iii) of subparagraph (A); or
(2)with the intent to kill, injure, harass, intimidate, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate another person, uses the mail, any interactive computer service or electronic communication service or electronic communication system of interstate commerce, or any other facility of interstate or foreign commerce to engage in a course of conduct thatβ
(A) places that person in reasonable fear of the death of or serious bodily injury to a person, a pet, a service animal, an emotional support animal, or a horse described in clause (i), (ii), (iii), or (iv) of paragraph (1)(A); or
(B) causes, attempts to cause, or would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress to a person described in clause (i), (ii), or (iii) of paragraph (1)(A),
shall be punished as provided in section 2261(b) or section 2261B, as the case may be.
Thereβs a lot of sniveling on Twitter, itβs been like that for at least the last fifteen years, and people waving the stalking statute around is nothing new. This statute has typically been used against continuing criminal enterprises when theyβre seeking to intimidate witnesses.
And that sounds precisely like what Flynn et. al. are doing, here in the run up to the 2024 election.
